Meetings of the Subcommittee 1: The Unknown will be conducted in a dimly lit, abandoned bunker beneath the city streets. Please bring a flashlight and a healthy dose of skepticism.
Subcommittee members are expected to arrive early, as the elevator will only work if you press the right sequence of buttons in the correct order. It's a real challenge, we swear.
We will be discussing the mysteries of the universe, the meaning of life, and the best ways to make a decent cup of coffee using only a broken toaster and some twine.
Join us for an afternoon of existential dread and bureaucratic red tape!