Today's meeting will be a real brain-twister. Our agenda is as follows:
Someone in the committee has been complaining about missing socks. We will discuss possible solutions and maybe even bring in a team of expert sock detectives.
We will explore the possibility that our socks are being devoured by mischievous creatures lurking in the shadows.
Alternatively, we will discuss the notion that the missing socks are being pilfered by our colleagues for nefarious purposes.
View Subitem 1a: The Sock Sleuths or View Subitem 1b: The Sock Swindlers for more information.