Chairman Grimble: "Welcome, esteemed members, to our first meeting of the Committee of Conundrums. Today's agenda: The Great Cheese Debate."

Member 2: "I propose we settle this once and for all: the optimal cheese-to-crust ratio in a pizza is 3:1."

Member 1: "Preposterous! The correct ratio is 1:3! Anyone who disputes this is clearly delusional."

Resolution: Further research on the matter is required. A special task force will be assembled to investigate the truth.