Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Notes - Alternative Solutions

Meeting Summary:

Today's discussion on the best way to solve the world's most pressing problems was a resounding success! We've narrowed down the options to the following:

• Buy More Bacon: Because, let's be real, it's the answer to everything.
• Launch Angels from the Sky: Because who needs traffic jams when you can just summon divine intervention?
• Hire Professionals to Just Stand Around: Because who needs results when you can have appearances of competence?

Next Meeting:

Join us next time as we discuss the merits of using more exclamation points in our meeting minutes! See you there, fellow conundrum-solvers!

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