Meeting Minutes: The Committee of Conundrums

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: The Meaning of Life Exercise
• Item 2: The Futility of Existence
• Item 3: Lunch Break (sponsored by "Bland Bistro")

Item 1: The Meaning of Life Exercise

We began our meeting by discussing the meaning of life. Some of us thought it was 42, while others were more inclined to believe it's 1.618 (the golden ratio). We decided to put this question to the test with a series of exercises.

First, we went on a wild goose chase around the office, searching for the elusive "answer to the ultimate question." We found a few clues, but ultimately, they led us to more questions.

Item 2: The Futility of Existence

We then moved on to discuss the futility of existence. This was a particularly contentious topic, with some arguing that our time on this earth is but a fleeting moment in the grand tapestry of the universe, while others claimed it's a chance to make a difference in the world.

We decided to put this question to the test with a series of thought experiments. We imagined ourselves as tiny, insignificant specks in the grand scheme, but also as the chosen ones destined to save the world.