Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, to Concept 42, the meeting where the most pressing questions of our time will be... pressed.
Session 1: "The Unanswerable Question of the Century" will be our first order of business. We will attempt to untangle the Gordian knots of existential dread and find a way to make it all make sense.
Session 2: "The Paradox of the Self-Perpetuating Problem" promises to be a thrilling ride of circular reasoning and intellectual gymnastics.
Session 3: "The Enigmatic Ennui of the Inscrutable" will be a deep dive into the depths of confusion, guaranteed to leave you questioning everything.