Meeting of the Ancients: Agenda Item 3

Resolution on the Optimal Form of Time Travel

After much debate, the Committee of Conundrums has decided that the best way to travel through time is via the "TARDIS," a device that utilizes the power of disco music to warp the fabric of space-time.

However, some members of the committee have expressed concerns about the potential for users to become stuck in an endless loop of "Stayin' Alive" and thus unable to return to the present.

A subcommittee has been formed to investigate this issue and present their findings at the next meeting. In the meantime, the TARDIS remains available for testing, but users are warned: "Don't stop, won't stop, won't stop.".

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