Agenda Item 2: "The Great Cheese Conspiracy"

Presented by Chairman Brie, Committee of Conundrums

The meeting will discuss the recent allegations of a secret society of sentient cheeses plotting to control the world's dairy supply.

Appendix: Cheese Schematics Minutes of Previous Meeting

Key Players:

• Monsieur Fromage: The charismatic leader of the sentient cheese society
• Dr. Whey: The renowned expert on dairy politics
• Lady Cheddar: The cunning and beautiful manipulator

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Key Points:

• The society has infiltrated the world's major dairy companies
• They control 75% of the world's mozzarella production
• Their ultimate goal is to replace all human leaders with sentient cheese robots

Summary of Key Points