MEETING OF THE ANCIENTS

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums!

Today, we shall discuss the sacred art of secret sauce recipes and how they've been lost to the sands of time.

But first, let us take a moment to appreciate the majesty of our esteemed

AGENDA

• Item 1: Reclaiming lost recipes
• Item 2: Debating the meaning of life
• Item 3: Electing new Oracle

MINUTES

• Item 1: Oracle declared "More Sauce, Less Words!"
• Item 2: Scribe noted "We forgot the sauce again."
• Item 3: Clerk whispered "I'm hungry."

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