Present:
The Meeting of the Ancients convened on a Tuesday, with all present and accounted for. Chairman Grug called the meeting to order at 3:00pm sharp.
Discussion of the new policy on interdimensional travel sparked heated debate. After 4 hours of discussion, it was decided to table the issue until further notice.
The Elder of Wisdom reported that the ancient artifact, the Golden Toaster of Power, had been located and was currently being studied for further use.
Chairman Grug announced that the meeting would be adjourned due to a sudden influx of time travelers attempting to disrupt the proceedings. A time-traveler was ejected from the premises for attempting to sell artisanal, hand-crafted time-traveling socks.
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