COCONUT: Meeting Minutes, Session 4

Meeting called to order by Chairperson Zorgon. Present: members of COCONUT, including the enigmatic and reclusive, Bubblegum the 12th.

Agenda item 3: "The Great Cheese Debate".

Bubblegum the 12th: "I propose that we serve only the finest imported gouda on Fridays."

Quartermaster Quillen: "But what about the poor, oppressed, and often lactose-intolerant members of our society?"

Bubblegum the 12th: "Silence, Quillen! You know I've spent years cultivating my gouda collection."

Action Items:

• Approve Bubblegum the 12th's gouda collection for official COCONUT recognition
• Table a motion to establish a new, gouda-themed national holiday
• Schedule a special meeting to discuss the merits of queso vs. gouda