Meeting of the Ancients, Committee of Conundrums, Meeting 5 Minutes
We, the venerable members of the Committee of Conundrums, met to discuss the pressing issue of: "What is the meaning of the snacks in the break room?"
Chairperson of the Committee: Zorvath, Lord of the Fjord, brought the meeting to order and declared that the snacks in question are, in fact, "for the birds."
Member 1: Gorthok the Unyielding, Lord of the Unyielding, countered that the snacks are, in fact, "for the squirrels."
Member 2: Xexu the Unconquerable, Queen of the Unconquerable, suggested that we should just eat them all and ask questions later.
After a heated discussion, we decided to eat the snacks anyway.
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