Meetings are the bane of our existence. But, we do it anyway.
Meetings are held in a windowless, underground bunker beneath the city's 5th street. The entrance is guarded by a moat of despair.
Agendas are subject to change. Like, they change all the time. Don't ask us why.
Meeting Minutes are kept by a robot who is secretly a sentient, coffee-drinking, soul-sucking entity.
For more information on Meeting Protocol, consult the ancient tome hidden behind the 'Meeting Minutes' folder.
Meeting Hacks to help you survive the meetings that are slowly sucking the life out of you.
Or, you know what? Just run away and hide like the rest of us.