The Committee of Conundrums convened in a poorly ventilated sub-basement beneath the city's oldest escalator.
After a 37-minute debate, the committee finally reached a consensus on the best way to reorganize the stapler collection in the break room. Bertrand P. Fuddlesworth declared, 'We must relegate the stapler with the jammed button to the bottom shelf, where it will be a constant reminder of our committee's failures.'