Welcome, esteemed members, to today's meeting of the Committee of Conundrums! Where we'll discuss the most pressing issues of our time: what's for lunch, who took the last donut, and why the copier always jams.
We're a team of experts in the field of Department of Unresolved Enigmas, dedicated to solving the unsolvable, and making sense of the nonsensical.
Join us for an afternoon of stimulating conversation, heated debates, and possible existential crises.