Welcome, esteemed members of the committee. Today's meeting is being held in the interest of discussing the most pressing conundrums facing our society. Or at least, that's what the agenda said.
We're currently on the topic of "The Great Cheese Debate: Should the wheel of cheese be placed on the left or the right of the plate?"
Led by Dr. Emily P. Brain, this subcommittee seeks to find meaning in the unmeaningful.
Stay tuned for further updates on the committee's findings. Or don't. We're not really sure why we're here either.