The Committee of Conundrums is pleased to present the Prophet Handbook, a comprehensive guide for those seeking enlightenment.
Within these hallowed pages, you will discover the secrets to unlocking the mysteries of the universe, including the art of divination, the science of prophecy, and the technique of correctly wearing a cape.
Join the Prophet Training Program and receive the tools to become a master prophet.
But first, you must pass the Prophet Exams, a series of rigorous tests designed to break your will and shatter your sanity.
A good prophet must be equipped with the finest tools available. Learn how to craft the perfect scrying mirror, brew the sacred tea of clarity, and harness the power of the ancient art of tarot reading.
But be warned: the path to enlightenment is fraught with danger, and the wrong tools can lead to a lifetime of confusion and despair.
Visit the Prophet's Market for all your divination needs.
A true prophet must be prepared to deliver the message of the gods. Learn how to craft the perfect prophetic utterance, from the simple to the complex, and from the mundane to the apocalyptic.
But be warned: the power of prophecy can be a heavy burden. Are you prepared to face the weight of destiny?
Join the Prophet Support Group and connect with fellow prophets who understand the struggles of delivering the divine message.