Welcome, seeker of esoteric truths! We're glad you could make it to this, the first of our esteemed Prophet Meetings. Today, we'll be discussing the finer points of Interdimensional Synchronization, a topic dear to the heart of our most revered Prophet, Zorvath.
Proceed to Meeting 2: The Enigmatic Enigma of Quantum SausageOur meeting will be held on the highest mountain, where the air is crisp and the coffee flows like a fountain of knowledge. Don't be late, or risk missing the sacred transmission of the Celestial Scribes.