Welcome, mortals, to the esteemed Council of the Committee of Conundrums. Today, we convene to discuss the impending arrival of the Great Sausage, a harbinger of the Apocalypse.
As the Most Venerable Prophetik 3, I shall guide you through the trials and tribulations of our great and glorious civilization. But first, let us take a moment to appreciate the majesty of our sacred text, "The Sausage Prophecies".
For those who wish to learn more about the Great Sausage, I recommend perusing the following subpages:
May the Sausage be with you.
— The Most Venerable Prophetik 3, Supreme Prophet of the Committee of Conundrums
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