Meet the team of brilliant, yet befuddled experts who have been trying to solve the world's most inscrutable problems since 1956.
Current Projects:
- Quantum Entanglement: Because Who Needs Space and Time, Anyway?
- Flat Earths: Because Why Bother With All That Orbiting, Anyway?
- Parallel Universes: Where the Only Constant is the Inconsistency
Past Failures:
- The Great Cheese Debate: We were convinced we could solve the meaning of life with enough chประก
- The Fjords of Norway Puzzle: Turns out, it's just hills with fjords, not actual puzzles
- Time Traveler's Dilemma: Who knew the answer was just "don't do it"?