A: We are a group of highly trained, highly paid experts who have dedicated our lives to solving the most pressing problems of the universe, one conundrum at a time.
A: Our purpose is to gather, discuss, and occasionally resolve the most complex and intriguing problems of the multiverse. Or, at the very least, to make a big noise about it.
A: Sorry, it's not that easy. You'll have to be invited, or possibly kidnapped. Either way, we'll get to you eventually.
A: We've solved the mystery of the missing socks, the meaning of life, and, most impressively, the secret to the perfect nacho.
A: Let's just say we've made some... adjustments to the recipe. It's now a closely guarded secret, known only to a select few.
See the committee members we've managed to keep Read the minutes of our last meeting See the appendix to the minutes ( warning: contains spoilers!)