Achievements
We're proud to say we've achieved the following:
- Conquering the art of confusing the unconfused
- Developing a comprehensive guide to paradoxes
- Establishing a new standard for obtuse reasoning
We're currently working on:
- Creating a machine that can translate gibberish to English
- Developing a new type of puzzle that's guaranteed to drive you mad
- Convincing the world that black holes are actually just really dense