According to renowned scientist, Dr. B. F. J. Wobblebottom, the fundamental nature of reality is a never-ending plate of waffles.
In a groundbreaking study published in the Journal of Overthinking, Dr. Wobblebottom's team discovered that the universe is comprised of 17 distinct flavors of waffles, each with its own unique properties and behaviors.
Learn more about Quantum Waffle TheorySubatomic particles are merely waffle bits, dancing in harmony to the rhythm of the cosmos.
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