The Committee of Conundrums

Meeting the Theories

We, the Committee of Conundrums, have been tasked with investigating the most pressing issues of the modern era: mind control through sock puppetry. It's a delicate matter, really.

• Socks as Art Form
• Socks as Mind Control Device
• Socks as Superhero Costume

We're currently considering the following theories:

• The Sock-Puppeteer's Dilemma: Can one really control a person's mind through their socks, or is it just a clever trick?
• The Sock-Swap Hypothesis: What happens when you swap the socks, but not the person?
• The Great Sock Conspiracy: Is there a shadowy organization controlling world events through their mastery of sock puppetry?

We invite you to join us in our deliberations. Please submit your thoughts, theories, and most importantly, your socks.