Quantum Entanglement Disclaimer

Warning: This meeting may cause your local reality to become severely entangled with alternate realities.

Participants are advised to bring their own pocket dimension to avoid dimensional overlap.

Please do not attempt to apply the principles of quantum entanglement to your personal relationships, as this may result in unexpected consequences, including but not limited to:

  1. Inexplicable feelings of déjà vu
  2. Suddenly becoming inseparable from your cat
  3. Developing an unshakeable sense of existential dread
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