Here at the Committee of Conundrums, we take pride in our thorough examination of the intricacies of quantum entanglement. Our team of experts has spent decades studying the whys and wherefores of entangled particles, and we're here to present our findings to you, the discerning reader.
One theory we're particularly fond of is the Entanglement by Proxy theory, which proposes that particles can become entangled through a third party - like a good friend at a cocktail party.
Another theory that's gotten a lot of attention is the Entanglement is Just a Phase theory, which suggests that entanglement is just a fancy way of saying "I'm in a relationship, but I'm not really sure what's going on."
Of course, not everyone agrees with our theories, and that's okay! Weประก welcome dissenting opinions and discussions in our forums.