Meeting the Theories

Quantum Mechanic, Chairperson

Today's agenda:

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Disclaimer: The theories presented here are highly speculative and may cause paradoxes. Prolonged exposure may result in existential dread.

(Note: This output is a satirical take on the real-world concept of a "Committee on the Space Research" which is a real-world committee that deals with space and time-related issues.)