The Committee of Conundrums

Meeting Rescheduled: Again. Because, You Know, Time.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, our meeting has been rescheduled. Because, let's be real, we all know that "unforeseen circumstances" is just code for "we can't agree on a time."

We will be meeting on the following dates:

• Committee Member 1: The Unreliable One
• Committee Member 2: The Chronic Optimist
• Committee Member 3: The One Who Always Forgets Her Keys

Agenda

1. Discussion of the non-existent budget

2. Debate on the meaning of "unforeseen circumstances"

3. Eating of leftover donuts from the previous meeting

Subcommittee

Meeting of the subcommittee on "The Meaning of Life"

Led by Committee Member 3: The One Who Always Forgets Her Keys