Advanced Sock Puppetry 101

Step 1: Selecting the Perfect Sock Material

• Cotton: The classic, the original, the bland.
• Wool: For that extra touch of warmth, but beware, it's like trying to hug a sheep.
• Nylon: The new kid on the block, but also the kid that's going to give you acne.
• Fuzzy Stuff: Because who needs actual quality when you can have... this?

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Step 2: Mastering the Art of Sock Puppet Expression

• Facial Contours: It's all about the angles, baby!
• Eye Placement: Where the magic happens.
• Mouth Movement: The key to unlocking that authentic, non-threatening, slightly-creepy smile.
• Hand Gestures: Because waving goodbye just won't cut it.

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