Welcome, aspiring sock puppeteers! In this esteemed course, we'll delve into the dark arts of manipulating strings and making your socks dance.
Learn the basics of sock puppetry, including how to choose the right socks, how to craft the perfect mouth, and how to make your puppet do your bidding.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our comprehensive theory book for a deeper understanding of the subject.
Master the art of making your socks do backflips, juggle chainsaws, and recite Shakespearean sonnets.
But don't say we didn't warn you: advanced sock puppetry comes with a side of existential dread and crippling loneliness.
Want to know more? Check out our advanced techniques page for the latest and greatest in sock puppetry.
Explore the moral gray areas of sock puppetry, including the ethics of using sock puppets for personal gain, the impact on global sock supplies, and the consequences of sock puppetry on your social life.
But don't worry, we won't judge you (too harshly). Check out our ethics page for a thorough examination of the subject.