Sock Puppetry 101: The Unofficial Handbook

Theories of Sock Puppetry

According to our research, there are three primary theories of Sock Puppetry:

The Theory of Sock-Self-Simulation

This theory suggests that the sock puppet's sense of self is a direct result of its sock's presence. The more the sock, the more the puppet.

The Theory of Sock-Operated-Self-Discovery

This theory proposes that the sock puppet's sense of self is a result of its own actions, rather than its sock. A true Sock Puppeteer must be willing to question everything, including their own socks.

The Theory of Sock-Induced-Existentialism

This theory posits that the very existence of a Sock Puppet is a form of existential crisis. The sock puppet is a manifestation of our deepest fears and desires, a constant reminder that we may not be in control.

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