Sock Puppetry, the art of using sock puppets to predict the outcome of mundane events, is a lesser-known but highly effective tool for the Committee of Conundrums. By analyzing the intricate dance of sock puppet limbs, one can gain insight into the underlying forces shaping our universe.
The key to mastering sock puppetry as a predictive tool lies in the careful selection of socks. Not just any sock will do; one must choose the right balance of cotton and elasticity to achieve optimal results. Our researchers have discovered that the 1980s-era argyles hold the key to unlocking the hidden patterns of reality.
But be warned: the power of sock puppetry comes with a cost. Our team has seen instances of users becoming so enamored with the art that they begin to see sock puppets everywhere, leading to a phenomenon known as "Sock Puppet Induced Delusion" (SPID). In extreme cases, this can lead to a complete breakdown of reality, causing the user to question the very fabric of existence.