We've all been warned, folks. The birds have been telling us for years. They're just too polite, too afraid to ruffle your feathers with the truth.
It's time to face the facts. The sky is falling. And not just metaphorically.
As the great minds of our time will tell you, the sky is not just a pretty blue canvas, but a ticking time bomb.
We're not just talking about a gentle rain or a fluffy cloud. We're talking about a catastrophic, earth-shattering event that will leave us all in a pile of smoldering ruin.
We've all been warned, folks. The birds have been telling us for years. They're just too polite, too afraid to ruffle your feathers with the truth.
It's time to face the facts. The sky is falling. And not just metaphorically.