It's a little-known fact that your socks are sentient beings, watching you, judging you, and plotting against you. They are secretly controlling the world's sock supply chain, ensuring that no one gets too many matching socks.
They're not just passive objects, no, they're the puppet masters of your wardrobe.
Some say it's just a conspiracy theory, but we know the truth. Read more about Socky, the Sock Puppet Agent and the Sock Puppet Agency.
But don't worry, you can fight back. Join the Sock Resistance Movement and take back control of your sock collection.
Or, you can just give up and let the Socks win. Read more about the Sock Surrender Society.
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