Oh no, it's not just any tea, but the finest Earl Grey in all the land. It's gone missing and I have no idea where to look. Maybe the Theorists have taken it to discuss the finer points of Teapot-Philosophy?
The Theorists are still discussing the meaning of "lost" in relation to the location of the tea. Some are arguing it's in the "liminal" state, while others claim it's in the "non-locus." Meanwhile, I'm just over here wondering if it's still warm...
We're currently in session 17 of this meeting. The Theorists are making good progress, but I fear for the sanity of our tea-stealer.
Teapot-Symposium: Exploring the Intersection of Tea and Theory
Teapot Ethics Committee: Discussing the Morality of Tea Theft
Tea Culture Committee: Examining the Sociological Implications of a Lost Tea