Committee of Conundrums: Meeting the Theorists

When the conundrums pile up, where do we even begin?

Meet our esteemed panel of experts in the field of "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing".

Chairman: Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Ph.D. (in Theory of Not Knowing)

Moderator: Dr. Emily P. Confused, M.D. (Specializing in Confusion of the Highest Order)

Member: Mr. Bob "I'll Get Back To You" Johnson, Esq. (Expert in Procrastination and Time Management)

Member: Dr. Jane "I'm Not A Doctor" Smith, Ph.D. (Theorist in Theoretical Physics, but mostly just making stuff up)

Member: Mr. John "I'll Call You Back" Lee, Esq. (Master of the Art of Avoiding Phone Calls)

Read on for more conundrums and theorist ramblings!