The Committee of Conundrums is at a loss for words. We've got 17 PhDs in the room and not a single one of us knows what to say.
Perhaps you can help us out? Maybe you're one of the 3 people in the world who actually understands this thing we're trying to figure out.
If so, please, for the love of all that is good and holy, ask us a question that will make us all go, "Ah ha! We're geniuses! We've been trying to solve this all along!""
In other words, ask us something that will make us sound smart when we're really just winging it.