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Agenda Item 2: The Great Scone Debate

Chair: Athena, Goddess of Wisdom

Today, we will debate the age-old question: should the scones be served with jam or clotted cream?

The committee is divided, with some arguing that jam is the only civilized choice, while others insist that clotted cream is the only way to go.

Key points to consider: the historical significance of jam, the cultural impact of clotted cream, and the personal taste of each committee member.

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