Rule 1: All submissions must be in triplicate. Yes, you read that right. Three copies of every item, neatly stapled together with a paperclip.
Read Rule 2: Color-coding for Sanity's Sake
Submissions must be accompanied by a 5-page essay explaining why your conundrum is the most conundrum-ful of them all. Don't bother, we'll just read the first paragraph and make an educated guess.
Submissions are due on the next leap year, or as soon as the cat gets bored with the scratching post, whichever comes first.
Committee Preferences: Because We're Not Made of Money
Don't even think about it, just submit. We'll sort it all out.