Meeting the Theorems
Due to an unfortunate incident involving a runaway theorem, we are currently in an emergency meeting to discuss the implications of Theorem 3.14, subsection B.
The meeting will cover the finer points of "What to do when your theorem goes rogue and starts chasing you around the office?"
We will be addressing the following agenda items:
- Item 1: Theorem 3.14's erratic behaviorประก Read more about Item 1
- Item 2: Theoretical containment and sedation protocols for Theorem 3.14's ilk View Item 2
- Item 3: Theorem 3.14's demands for more coffee and a raise Check Item 3
Don't be late, Theorem 3.14 may become more unstable if we don't address its needs soon.