Presented by: Professor Peculiar, Chairman of the Committee of Conundrums
Axiom 3: "If it's not a problem, we'll just make it one."
Theorem 1: Theorematik-0
Theorem 1 states that any sufficiently absurd problem can be solved by the Committee of Conundrums, provided we redefine the meaning of "sufficently absurd".
Subtheorem 1a: If it's not a problem, we'll just make it one.
Subtheorem 1b: If it's still not a problem, repeat step 1a until it's a problem.
Subtheorem 1c: If it's still not a problem, consult our expert in the field of making problems.
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Meeting Theorem 2: Theoremantik 1 | Meeting Theorem 3: Theoremik 0 | Meeting Theorem 4: Theoremak 1
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