In the great tradition of mathematical rigor, our esteemed Committee of Conundrums has proven that even the most elegant of equations can be reduced to an absurdly complex mess.
The Axiom of Awkwardness states that for any given equation, there exists a solution that is 47.3% more complicated than the original statement, thereby ensuring that even the most straightforward of problems becomes a Byzantine nightmare.
This theorem has been instrumental in the development of our esteemed Committee's latest brainchild, the Algorithmic Abstrusiveness 3.0.
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