The Committee of Conundrums has convened an emergency meeting to discuss the recent spate of temporal anomalies affecting the fabric of space-time.
According to eyewitnesses, the paradoxical pause in the fabric of reality has resulted in a 4.22% increase in the number of existential crises reported in the vicinity.
We are working tirelessly to resolve the issue, but in the meantime, we recommend that you take a deep breath and try not to think about the impending doom of the universe.
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