Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Theories

Meeting Theories: A Series of Unrelated yet Fascinating Conjectures

Theory 1: The Flibberflabber Theory of Everything

The Flibberflabber Theory of Everything posits that the universe is a giant, cosmic game of Jenga, with everything being held together by the flimsy threads of coincidence and the flabber threads of fate.

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Theory 2: The Snazzleplunk Theory of Quantum Sausages

The Snazzleplunk Theory of Quantum Sausages states that sausages are, in fact, tiny balls of quantum matter, existing in a state of superposition, with each bite having the potential to be both saucy and dry at the same time.

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Theory 3: The Wizzlethorpe Theory of Infinite Improbability

The Wizzlethorpe Theory of Infinite Improbability holds that the probability of something occurring is directly correlated to the number of times you say "it's impossible" out loud.

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