Committee of Conundrums: Meeting of the 2-Flabber-Splish

Meeting Minutes, 3.14.2023

Present: Chairperson, Flabber-Splish (FS); Vice-Chair, Conundrum (C); Members: Puzzler-Patch, Quizzler-Quiz, and Jumble-Jester

Meeting called to discuss 2-Flabber-Splish, a theoretical construct that defies explanation.

FS: "I propose we table this topic for another day."

C: "I concur."

P-P: "But have you considered the flabber-splish paradox? If we table it, do we risk creating a conundrum?"

Q-Q: "Actually, I've been pondering the flabber-splish enigma. Does it not pose a risk of... of... flabbing?"

J-J: "Flabber-splish is an afflication, not a risk!"

FS: "Moving on to 3-Flabber-Splish, then."