Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! Today's meeting is off to a grand start. Our Chair, the illustrious Professor Puzzlepants, has promised to reveal the mysteries of the universe, one enigmatic answer at a time.
We have a jam-packed agenda today, including but not limited to:
And, of course, the age-old conundrum of why the coffee machine always seems to be out of order. Stay vigilant, dear colleagues!
We'll be taking a short break to refuel at the nearby café, where the coffee is always out of order. Don't worry, we'll figure it out.
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