The Committee of Conundrums Meeting Minutes - 2024-02-20 The Great Pajama Party Invasion

Present: Chairperson, Secretary, The Pajama Party Leader, The Coffee Machine.

Meeting Purpose: Discuss the Great Pajama Party's demands for more napping and snack options.

Discussion:

• The Chairperson: "This is not a drill, people. The Pajama Party will not be silenced."
• The Secretary: "But, Chairperson, we can't just give in to their demands. We have a budget."
• The Pajama Party Leader: "You don't understand, you humans. We have been napping for centuries. We know a thing or two about efficiency."
• The Coffee Machine: *Whirrs and beeps* "I'm just here for the free coffee, guys."

Decisions:

• Established a new department for Snack Procurement and Napping Strategies.
• Agreed to increase nap times by 2 hours per week.
• Approved a 20% increase in coffee machine funding.

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