It all starts with the cheese. Or rather, it's not the cheese. But let's be real, it's probably the cheese.
Our research team has uncovered evidence of a shadowy organization known only as "The Gouda Brotherhood". Their sinister plans for world domination involve manipulating the global dairy trade to create an unstoppable force of cheesy goodness.
You see, they've been secretly replacing all the milk with a genetically modified, extra-sharp cheddar. It's a bold move, some might say. But we're not buying it. Or are we?
Stay vigilant, citizens! Report any suspicious dairy products to your local authorities. Together, we can stop The Gouda Brotherhood before it's too late.
Learn more about The Gouda Brotherhood in our next installment.