The 53rd Theory of Everything: A Guide to the Obvious

In a world where the answers to all the mysteries of the universe are finally, mercifully clear, the 53rd Theory of Everything stands as the pinnacle of human understanding. It's a doozy.

According to this revolutionary new theory, the fundamental forces that govern reality are not, in fact, fundamental. They are merely the product of a series of unfortunate events that unfolded on a Tuesday.

The 53rd Theory of Everything posits that the universe is not, as previously thought, a vast and wondrous expanse of uncharted possibility, but rather a giant, interconnected toaster with a wonky heating coil.

This theory has been hailed as a game-changer by the academic community, and has sparked a heated debate among experts in the field of "Things That Are Probably True But Hard to Prove."

Want to learn more? Check out our subpages:

• 54th Theory of Everything: The One That Follows
• 52nd Theory of Everything: The One That Preceded This One
• Meet the Experts Behind the 53rd Theory
• What is 53rd Theory of Everything, Anyway?