Committee of Conundrums

Welcome to our meeting of the Committee of Conundrums, where we discuss the most pressing issues of our time! Today, we're tackling the age-old question: "What is the optimal way to merge the Fluff-Fusion Reactor into our organizational structure?"

As we ponder the mysteries of the Fluff-Fusion Reactor, we're considering several key theories:

• Fluff-Fusion Theory 1: "The Reactor as a Sausage-Filling"
• Fluff-Fusion Theory 2: "The Reactor as a Portal to Another Dimension"
• Fluff-Fusion Theory 3: "The Reactor as a Giant Game of Cat's Cradle"

We invite you to join us in exploring these and other theories, and to share your own thoughts and ideas on the matter!

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